Eco-conscious Living Gifts

'We're trying to discourage carrier bag use.'

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

"American plastic waste on a European beach... wow! Globalization works!"

'No! Chuck! Why?!'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Climate change is natural."

'You had scrambled eggs for breakfast! I can smell it all over you!'

Surburban Unnecessary Vechicle.

"All things bright and beautiful..."

"Nice!. . . but, mine's more environmentally friendly."

"I'm a sports drink bottle you neglected to recycle in 2007."

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

I'm like, so totally ready to save the planet dude...

Polluted Air Pump

"Scientists say rapid melting of Arctic sea ice is a sure sign of man-made global warming."

Shell and Pollution

'Due to global warming the Baked Alaska has been replaced by Thawed Alaska.'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Boy showing fish a 'danger' sign next to fishermen.

'Bring out your biodegradeables.'

'This stuff isn't genetically engineered, is it?'

Recycling after Christmas: This years 'must have' toys.

What can I get you? Coffee? Tea? Sandwich? The mackerel mocha sounds lovely. What's in it? The usual. Chocolate. Soy milk. Mackerel. Yes, but is the mackerel farm-raised or from the sea? Ocean. Atlantic? Pacific? Indian? Arctic? Antarctic? I'm not sure. Oh. Ok ... well what's the mackerel's mercury content? Negligible, I'm sure. Ok. Was it exposed to any chlorine? Or copper sulphate? Or malathion? Was it treated with kindness? Was it read stories and sung to before bedtime? Yes. Never mind, it s

"It's not any better up our way, either."

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Pollution personified.

Who Was That Greta Girl Again?

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.