Eco-friendly Living Gifts

Is it sustainable?

'I tell you, since we bought this hybrid, I really feel we're doing our part for the environment!'

'I want to offset my carbon footprint Jenkins, cancel your holiday flights.'

The fast lane - for cyclists.

'Never mind how far it is from the railroad station. We want to know about asbestos, radon, water pollutants and formaldehyde.'

Electric car with sign reading 'Last power point for 100 miles.'

"Ok honey, we can stop using disposables, if you're happy to do the dishes."

'We have to plant a tree every time we go out.'

'I wouldn't consider you an environmentalist when your hybrid runs on half crude oil and half coal.'

Kitchen Waste

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

'Mother... I'm calling health and safety if you don't get rid of the water meter.'

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

"Instead of plastic garbage bags, I thought we could try these earth-friendly canvas totes."

"The beer should be cold in two hours."

Garden Goddess.

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

"What fuel do you use?" "You'll never guess!"

Wishing For Rain.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Green Construction, 1/3 less 2 X 4s than our regular construction.

'I heard riding the bus was better for the environment so I bought us each one!'

“Oh, I almost forgot, and the polar ice caps. I want them to stop melting.”

Trash Recycle Pretend to Recycle

'We've had our new simplified gas bill!'

'We needed to furnish our new flat, so rather than go to all that expense, we've hired an empty skip for a few days.'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

Wind powered car

"You're right - what's the point of being virtuous if no one else knows?"

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.