Eco-friendly Living Gifts

Is it sustainable?

'I tell you, since we bought this hybrid, I really feel we're doing our part for the environment!'

Charging Station

'I want to offset my carbon footprint Jenkins, cancel your holiday flights.'

The fast lane - for cyclists.

'Never mind how far it is from the railroad station. We want to know about asbestos, radon, water pollutants and formaldehyde.'

'I wouldn't consider you an environmentalist when your hybrid runs on half crude oil and half coal.'

"Ok honey, we can stop using disposables, if you're happy to do the dishes."

'We have to plant a tree every time we go out.'

Electric car with sign reading 'Last power point for 100 miles.'

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

Kitchen Waste

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

'Mother... I'm calling health and safety if you don't get rid of the water meter.'

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

Wishing For Rain.

Green Construction, 1/3 less 2 X 4s than our regular construction.

"What fuel do you use?" "You'll never guess!"

'I heard riding the bus was better for the environment so I bought us each one!'

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"The beer should be cold in two hours."

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

"Instead of plastic garbage bags, I thought we could try these earth-friendly canvas totes."

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'

Global warming.

'Thanks... I'm all for the paperless office - but I draw the line at the paperless toilet...'

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

'I don't mind them recycling, but the more they compost, the less food we get...'

'We've had our new simplified gas bill!'

Trash Recycle Pretend to Recycle

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.