Environmentally-friendly Living Gifts

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Allotment

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Just Stop Boil

'I blame global warming!'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Global Warmer 2000.

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

100% carbon neutral

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood