Environmentally-friendly Living Gifts

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Allotment

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Touring Cyclist

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Global Warmer 2000.

"Steamed vegetables."

100% carbon neutral

Just Stop Boil