Eco-friendly T-Shirts

'We tried solar, we tried wind, and now we have a little nuclear reactor out back.'

"I wish you'd start recycling your old newspapers..."

Lighthouse keeper rowing new lightbulb to lighthouse.

Packaging

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Olympic medals are made from recycled mobile phones

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

The plastic straw-extended version

Food waste with recycling symbol

Mono-cycling is even more environmentally friendly than recycling.

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

The Ladies of Kew strongly discouraged the use of plastic bags.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Eliminating gas spending.

Capitalism and global warming

Anyone have any suggestions for this year's eco club project? I think we sho - Excuse me, but underclassmen should conserve their breath until recognized. Wow. An ecological shutdown. I'll say. It was totally biodegrading.

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Environmentalist

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.