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Barbecue circa 2050

'Did you remember to unplug the car?'

'Who know sucking dry the foundation of the food chain could make you so rich! This is great!'

'My teacher photocopied articles about saving endangered trees in the rain forest. If you ask me, I think she's destroying them.'

"So, how's retirement treating you?"

We have to find one that's big enough to hold our old beat-up can.

Bee flying to another flower.

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

Hedgehog crosses the road at special hedgehog crossing.

"Mr Macdonald...we're issuing your farm with this Executive Injunctive Environmental Infringement Order."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Look, a cloud from when the climate still worked properly'

'If there's reincarnation, I hope he comes back as a panda!'

Please Consider the Environment Before Creating Another Species.

"I'm sorry I really thought, recycling would be more trouble than it's worth"

'Moses in the bullrushes'

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

'We need to be prepared in case this Global warming thing comes true!'

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

"Run for the hills - the polar ice cap is melting."

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

80% recycled

Torn paper parrot

"Why can't you just buy some modern LED lights?"

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

Saint Walking On Polluted Water

'When humans say they love animals, they mean pets. They sure don't mean us!'

Tree funeral.

Food Pyramid.

No fly tipping.

"It's not the heat - it's the air quality."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Hei ho, hei ho, to the lithium mines we go.,,"

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

Voting is about to start and they're campaigning furiously down there. The DNA is discussing policy in depth. DNA has detailed plans. The carbon dioxide is complaining about the negative press coverage its getting, and the chlorophyll is pushing a green agenda. The individual atom candidates are receiving lots of attention --- their truthfulness is being questioned. Voters must have heard that "atoms make up everything"!