Eco-conscious Thinker T-Shirts

Why China's carbon footprint is so large.

Government recycling initiatives (in recycling bin).

Thermostat with two settings: Guilty and Not Guilty.

"The weight of our consumer lifestyle's making the road break up."

"Not only do we have to be environmentally responsible, but socially too?"

"I want you to know that genetically modified food are completely safe to eat..."

Man at desk with a bright idea. Bright idea is shown as light bulb. Other man in background is replacing the light bulb with new energy-efficient light bulb.

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

'After the first few floods our insurance company insisted we future-proof the house.'

'I'm just so worried about mercury in the water and sulfur dioxide in the air.'

Ladies, we are victims of our own success!

Country Living . . . Coming Soon: More City.

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'Oil-iver' asking for more

Population train.

'That was some housewarming party.'

'Are you SURE it's not emitting greenhouse gases?'

The paperless office.

'Boy, that guy sure likes cans.'

'It's true, we experienced a couple of spills last week, but we're using the latest in technology to clean them up. These are 2-ply.'

'I like corn the way it is, so I sure hope they don't start forcing ethanol on us.'

'Call me crazy, but I'm not reassured...'

'Our patio heater won't hurt the environment, it's nuclear powered.'

Climate protection is essential!

'Sorry, but the reality is, even your wind turbine needs to be oiled.'

World Summit

Gardener to husband as giant insects approach, 'Your prediction that nature will retaliate for our environmental misuse of pesticides strains credulity, Ralph.'

Sold: Down the River

"I miss the scarecrow."

'Slowly destroying the planet will help weaken our competition.'

Car Pollution Vomit.

You've got to stop condescending to the customers. Whatever do you mean? You abuse them for not recycling, for eating high-fructose sugar, for watching reality tv shows. Hardly. I absolutely understand that some people who have not been blessed with a high level of education and information make foolish divisions. It's not their fault. Condescending! Good use of a big word. HOJ.

'Look on the bright side. Global warming is heating up the water, helping to evaporate all the oil.'

Corporate Running of the 'Bull'.

Africa and Climate Change