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Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

'OK, here's what I don't get. It says 'genuine leather'. ... So is this thing made from horses or us?'

'No dear, don't worry. It isn't recycled from old toilet tissue.'

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

'Everything here is organic, free range, naturally produced, locally sourced, pesticide free, minimally packaged and fairly traded - and yet, ironically, I am a complete bastard.'

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

"Mom, I think your smart water is dumb, 'cuz it's drooling."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Environmentalist

Nature versus commerce.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

But is it organic?

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

100% carbon neutral

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Global Warmer 2000.

"Steamed vegetables."

Just Stop Boil

'I blame global warming!'

Touring Cyclist

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'