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Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

Grub-skewer sandals.

'OK, here's what I don't get. It says 'genuine leather'. ... So is this thing made from horses or us?'

'No dear, don't worry. It isn't recycled from old toilet tissue.'

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

'Everything here is organic, free range, naturally produced, locally sourced, pesticide free, minimally packaged and fairly traded - and yet, ironically, I am a complete bastard.'

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

"Mom, I think your smart water is dumb, 'cuz it's drooling."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Environmentalist

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Nature versus commerce.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

But is it organic?

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Politically Correct Snowperson

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

100% carbon neutral

Touring Cyclist

Global Warmer 2000.

Just Stop Boil

"Steamed vegetables."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'