Environmentally Friendly Products T-Shirts

Biodegradable helium balloons.

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Modern kite for wind energy.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Food waste with recycling symbol

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"You had me at alternative milk."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

Solar Plant

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Tree with Drain Pipe

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Elephant seeking fresh air

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'Styrofoam.'

'These fruits and vegetables are very colorful, large, free of blemishes, pulpy and tasteless.'

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'