Environmentally Friendly Products Prints

Biodegradable helium balloons.

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Modern kite for wind energy.

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Food waste with recycling symbol

Environmentalist Brainstorm

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"You had me at alternative milk."

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

Solar Plant

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Tree with Drain Pipe

'Styrofoam.'

Elephant seeking fresh air