Eco-friendliness Prints

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.

'Look - it's low carbon emission man!'

'If you want to survive you've got to go green!'

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

'I wouldn't wash my food in there if I were you mister: It's downstream from the sewage plant...'

Eco Ideas.

'How can anyone say our factory isn't green? Most of our waste is that colour!'

'I'm doing my bit for energy conservation, by washing at only thirty degrees.'

'I think I know why more of your employees don't cycle to work.'

Earth-Friendly.

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

Aa fair indication of how we're treating the environment

Recycle tattoo

"In spirit I'm an environmentalist. I love my SUV but I do my best to feel as guilty as possible when I drive it."

Ecology

Saint Walking On Polluted Water

Does God keep an environmental impact file on us?

Small Climate Matters. . .

Elephant seeking fresh air

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'Shouldn't we be using a bio-degradable carrier bag?'

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

'I just can't believe that Humans could have evolved from us...'

'Levi! Think of the environment!'

I'm so depressed! Your zit's not that big! No one believes in global warming anymore! So? There are plenty of eco-horrors to work on right now. There's over-population, massive species extinction, mercury pollution and toxic runoffs from farm wastes. Why thank you, little bro. That makes me fee sooo much better. Not to mention your room's a disaster.

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Wet Wipes: My Guilty Secret

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

Polar Bear arrives at house

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Even the waiters here are organic."