Environmentally Friendly Solutions T-Shirts

"When you said you were experimenting with renewable ways to charge your smartphone I thought you meant solar!"

The Environmentalist

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

100% carbon neutral

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Modern kite for wind energy.

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

Food waste with recycling symbol

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

REPENT! Get back to nature

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Recycling bottle bank.

Solar Plant

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'