Eco-friendly Technology T-Shirts

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

The Environmentalist

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Global Warmer 2000.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Modern kite for wind energy.

Just Stop Boil

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

100% carbon neutral

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'I blame global warming!'

Touring Cyclist

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Environmentalist Brainstorm

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.