Green Technology T-Shirts

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Electric Car Hypocrisy

'Runs completely on electricity - generated by a tiny coal-burning power plant.'

Natural gas

"If every house had one of these, we could od away with all nuclear and fossil fuels!"

Electric car with sign reading 'Last power point for 100 miles.'

The March of Progress.

Solar Power.

Electric cars filling up.

'Maybe we should stick a few of those little twirly things in the ground - just in case.'

'Dang slippery solar panels!'

'More people will buy our cars if we become a carbon neutral company.'

Man in gas guzzler has a 'Go Green' registration.

'Thanks... I'm all for the paperless office - but I draw the line at the paperless toilet...'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Out of gas.

'And it's emissions free!'

First biofuel commercial airline flight.

"It's our new electric car. We call it the 'Volts Wagon'."

Range Anxiety

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"She runs directly on biofuel. No middle man."

"Interesting concept. Have you thought about using fossil fuels?"

"Do you think I care about rising oil prices?"

"Oh well... back to the drawing board."

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

"If the environment is your bag, we also stock a range of hybrid-electric vehicles."

"It's either swaying palms or cold beer. . .you can't have them both!"

"Electric cars, electric scooters. . . what's next?"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"We installed the lights so the solar panels continue to work through the night."

Wind Energy

Save the Planet!

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"What are your thoughts on energy renewables?"