Green Technology Buff T-Shirts

'Good news from Detroit, Chief, a new car that burns air instead of gasoline, they tested it in Los Angeles and it worked like a charm.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Solar Frankenstein

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Solar Panel

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

Landing helicopters on flowers.

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Natural gas

Solar Power.

Industries with clean energy

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

Windmill Maintenance

You forgot to unplug the car before we left didn't you!!

Bike powered computer.

Man generating power for machine.

"A two hundred thousand foot extension cord? You're still not grasping this hybrid car idea, are you, Mr. Higgins?"

Igloo with Heat Pump

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

Now // Near Future

"What about tunnels and bridges?"

Guzzle-guzzle-guzzle

"I present to you the new steam-powered, electricity-generating windmill! Fueled by grass clippings, wind and cow doo-doo. I think we can safely say that green just got greener!"

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Along with the solar panels, I've designed a gutter that drains right into your water bowl."