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"Very good, John, but I asked you to design a new wind turbine."

Solar Frankenstein

Solar Panel

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'You've got to help me doctor. I have got 'range anxiety'! My electric car quits when I least expect it to!'

'We're experimenting with less-expensive alternatives to fossil fuel.'

"Yes, an electric fleet qualifies as renewables for support..."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Landing helicopters on flowers.

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

Spotted Owl Migration

Industries with clean energy

Windmill Maintenance

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

You forgot to unplug the car before we left didn't you!!

Bike powered computer.

Man generating power for machine.

"You are now over planet earth please empty toilet, now"

Igloo with Heat Pump

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

Now // Near Future

"What about tunnels and bridges?"

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

A brilliant scientist, yet for some reason, Bert had never attended a carbon footprint conference...?

Agriculture Research Lab. I've come up with an onion that can be made into fuel ... I call it the "gas leek"!

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '

"Along with the solar panels, I've designed a gutter that drains right into your water bowl."