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"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Solar Frankenstein

Solar Panel

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

Landing helicopters on flowers.

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

Windmill Maintenance

Industries with clean energy

You forgot to unplug the car before we left didn't you!!

Bike powered computer.

Man generating power for machine.

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

Igloo with Heat Pump

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

Now // Near Future

"What about tunnels and bridges?"

A brilliant scientist, yet for some reason, Bert had never attended a carbon footprint conference...?

Agriculture Research Lab. I've come up with an onion that can be made into fuel ... I call it the "gas leek"!

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

"Along with the solar panels, I've designed a gutter that drains right into your water bowl."

'Voila! ... Concussion-proof!'

'Jim gets a powerful charge from electric cars but always gets burned by the sticker shock.'