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Solar Powered Igloo.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Dawing your Cellphone

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Nerd tryouts.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Solar Frankenstein

Bicycle sat nav.

'E-books?'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Solar Panel

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

The secret lives of household things.

Desert wifi

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

'These new metal detectors are great!'

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

Landing helicopters on flowers.