Eco-friendly Gadget Lovers T-Shirts

"There's another tree with a phone charger. Apparently, Mother Nature is adapting to our need for technology."

Haircuts

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

Baby cries into a cellphone.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

Industries with clean energy

Windmill Maintenance

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

You forgot to unplug the car before we left didn't you!!

Bike powered computer.

Igloo with Heat Pump

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

"What about tunnels and bridges?"

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."