Green Gadget Enthusiast Gifts

Solar Powered Igloo.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Dawing your Cellphone

Nerd tryouts.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Solar Frankenstein

Bicycle sat nav.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'E-books?'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Solar Panel

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

The secret lives of household things.

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

"Sorry, gotta go - I'm going to be late for my next meeting."

Desert wifi

Landing helicopters on flowers.

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'These new metal detectors are great!'