Green Gadgeteer Gifts

Electric motorcycles

Technology and drought

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Digital Fomo!

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Solar Frankenstein

Okay, dig that one up!

Solar Panel

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Landing helicopters on flowers.

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

Windmill Maintenance

Industries with clean energy

You forgot to unplug the car before we left didn't you!!

Bike powered computer.

"A two hundred thousand foot extension cord? You're still not grasping this hybrid car idea, are you, Mr. Higgins?"

Igloo with Heat Pump

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

Now // Near Future

"What about tunnels and bridges?"

"Along with the solar panels, I've designed a gutter that drains right into your water bowl."

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

'More people will buy our cars if we become a carbon neutral company.'

'Sorry, but the reality is, even your wind turbine needs to be oiled.'

'Jim gets a powerful charge from electric cars but always gets burned by the sticker shock.'

'You've got to help me doctor. I have got 'range anxiety'! My electric car quits when I least expect it to!'

'Now that's my kind of green technology!'