Green Gadget Lover Gifts

Garbage Recyclers: "Phew. What's that smell?"

"I have a hybrid model. It runs on perspiration and electricity."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Solar Frankenstein

Solar Panel

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Landing helicopters on flowers.

Windmill Maintenance

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

Industries with clean energy

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

You forgot to unplug the car before we left didn't you!!

Bike powered computer.

"A two hundred thousand foot extension cord? You're still not grasping this hybrid car idea, are you, Mr. Higgins?"

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

Igloo with Heat Pump

"What about tunnels and bridges?"

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

'Jim gets a powerful charge from electric cars but always gets burned by the sticker shock.'

'What's the range of our electric car? It all depends on the length of our extension cord.'

'Now that's my kind of green technology!'

"They watch a lot more TV than we do."

'You've got to help me doctor. I have got 'range anxiety'! My electric car quits when I least expect it to!'

Green jobs funding wasted.

Santa's Hybrid Sleigh (with codemy disclaimer).

If only...TA Edison.

"Hybrid is out. Let's call it grass-fed."

'We're experimenting with less-expensive alternatives to fossil fuel.'

"My dad is a renewable energy engineer."