Green Gadget Lover Gifts

Garbage Recyclers: "Phew. What's that smell?"

"I have a hybrid model. It runs on perspiration and electricity."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Solar Frankenstein

Solar Panel

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Landing helicopters on flowers.

Windmill Maintenance

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

Industries with clean energy

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

You forgot to unplug the car before we left didn't you!!

Bike powered computer.

"A two hundred thousand foot extension cord? You're still not grasping this hybrid car idea, are you, Mr. Higgins?"

Igloo with Heat Pump

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"What about tunnels and bridges?"

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'Jim gets a powerful charge from electric cars but always gets burned by the sticker shock.'

Turn on the AC

"They watch a lot more TV than we do."

Green jobs funding wasted.

'What's the range of our electric car? It all depends on the length of our extension cord.'

'You've got to help me doctor. I have got 'range anxiety'! My electric car quits when I least expect it to!'

'Now that's my kind of green technology!'

Happiness is iPadding a nature show in surround-smell.

Santa's Hybrid Sleigh (with codemy disclaimer).

If only...TA Edison.

"It's nice, but not quite the electric car I was hoping for."

"Hybrid is out. Let's call it grass-fed."