Green Technology Enthusiast Gifts

'Car emissions are a major contributing factor to the glaciers melting. Our new designs take that into consideration.'

You forgot to unplug the car before we left didn't you!!

Wind power for cars.

Wind powered car

"What about tunnels and bridges?"

Igloo with Heat Pump

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '

"It's alternative fuel. It runs on money."

California winds-up with the ultimate zero-emissions car.

'By distilling this sea water, we now create, every day, 100,000 gallons of detergent-filled drinking water.'

'The aerodynamic design of this car can use fossil fuels with no need to refill and no carbon footprinting.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

Industries with clean energy

'We've designed an eco-frinedly car that runs on magnets. The only problem is when you sit in it, it rips out all your fillings!'

Honest John's Low Emission Cars - 'They don't work.'

Green jobs funding wasted.

'...no...batteries not included...'

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

Windmill Maintenance

Nature versus commerce.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Solar Frankenstein

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

Solar Panel

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."