Green Technology Geek Gifts

If only...TA Edison.

"Hybrid is out. Let's call it grass-fed."

First biofuel commercial airline flight.

"This is a little ironic, but, I've got a dead battery."

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

Landing helicopters on flowers.

Early Hybrid.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"They watch a lot more TV than we do."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Solar Frankenstein

Solar Panel

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Industries with clean energy

Windmill Maintenance

Spotted Owl Migration

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

You forgot to unplug the car before we left didn't you!!

Bike powered computer.

Man generating power for machine.

"You are now over planet earth please empty toilet, now"

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

Igloo with Heat Pump

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

Now // Near Future

"What about tunnels and bridges?"

"Along with the solar panels, I've designed a gutter that drains right into your water bowl."

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

A brilliant scientist, yet for some reason, Bert had never attended a carbon footprint conference...?

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '