Green Tech Enthusiast Gifts

Santa's Hybrid Sleigh (with codemy disclaimer).

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Dreidel By Tesla

'Or you could look at it this way: your server is now permanently carbon-neutral!'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

'I'm reporting from the Gulf of Mexico to investigate one man's claim that he's invented a car that runs almost exclusively on sea water.'

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"My dad is a renewable energy engineer."

'When you said you were getting me a hybrid for transportation, I had envisioned something else.'

'Now that's my kind of green technology!'

'Dealing with the snow would be a lot easier if you organized it like a business, Joe...It's just a matter of employing time management and utilizing readily available green technology.'

Sail powered car runs on wind.

'And for the environmentally concerned, it come Greentooth ready.'

'What's the range of our electric car? It all depends on the length of our extension cord.'

"It's environment friendly- no petrol, no oils and no dangerous fumes. Only one drawback...It doesn't move!"

Solar Power

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Solar Frankenstein

"Not to mention the park view."

Solar Panel

Landing helicopters on flowers.

Environmental Conscience

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

Windmill Maintenance

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

Industries with clean energy

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

You forgot to unplug the car before we left didn't you!!

Bike powered computer.

Man generating power for machine.

"A two hundred thousand foot extension cord? You're still not grasping this hybrid car idea, are you, Mr. Higgins?"

Igloo with Heat Pump