Green Technology Lover Gifts

'Jim gets a powerful charge from electric cars but always gets burned by the sticker shock.'

"And our top of the range model is uniquely fuelled by hydro electricity sourced from the clearest glacier melt water filtered through recycled muslin face masks."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Solar Frankenstein

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Solar Panel

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Landing helicopters on flowers.

Natural gas

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

Solar Power.

Windmill Maintenance

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

Industries with clean energy

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

You forgot to unplug the car before we left didn't you!!

Bike powered computer.

"A two hundred thousand foot extension cord? You're still not grasping this hybrid car idea, are you, Mr. Higgins?"

Igloo with Heat Pump

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

Now // Near Future

"What about tunnels and bridges?"

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '

"I present to you the new steam-powered, electricity-generating windmill! Fueled by grass clippings, wind and cow doo-doo. I think we can safely say that green just got greener!"

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Along with the solar panels, I've designed a gutter that drains right into your water bowl."