Green Tech Geek Gifts

"Very good, John, but I asked you to design a new wind turbine."

Solar Frankenstein

Solar Panel

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'You've got to help me doctor. I have got 'range anxiety'! My electric car quits when I least expect it to!'

'We're experimenting with less-expensive alternatives to fossil fuel.'

"Yes, an electric fleet qualifies as renewables for support..."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Landing helicopters on flowers.

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

Spotted Owl Migration

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

Windmill Maintenance

Industries with clean energy

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

You forgot to unplug the car before we left didn't you!!

Bike powered computer.

Man generating power for machine.

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"You are now over planet earth please empty toilet, now"

Igloo with Heat Pump

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

Now // Near Future

"What about tunnels and bridges?"

"Along with the solar panels, I've designed a gutter that drains right into your water bowl."

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '

A brilliant scientist, yet for some reason, Bert had never attended a carbon footprint conference...?

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

"They're powered by Internet outrage."