Green Tech Nerd Gifts

'Kenneth produces all the electricity we need, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Solar Frankenstein

Solar Panel

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Landing helicopters on flowers.

Nuclear energy.

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

Windmill Maintenance

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

Industries with clean energy

You forgot to unplug the car before we left didn't you!!

Bike powered computer.

Man generating power for machine.

"You are now over planet earth please empty toilet, now"

Igloo with Heat Pump

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

Now // Near Future

"What about tunnels and bridges?"

A brilliant scientist, yet for some reason, Bert had never attended a carbon footprint conference...?

Agriculture Research Lab. I've come up with an onion that can be made into fuel ... I call it the "gas leek"!

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

"Along with the solar panels, I've designed a gutter that drains right into your water bowl."

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

'Jim gets a powerful charge from electric cars but always gets burned by the sticker shock.'

'You've got to help me doctor. I have got 'range anxiety'! My electric car quits when I least expect it to!'

'I've seen one of these before; it's called a cemetery.'