Green Geek T-Shirts

The Paperless Office

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Solar Frankenstein

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Solar Panel

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'Not that slowly back...'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"What about my footprint?"

Ken worried that Gemma might recycle him, if he sat still too long...

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

Dustbin monster.

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

Landing helicopters on flowers.

"We're going to need more pets."

Recycled passion.

Refreshing Planet Earth

Choices.

'They sed to be thought of as crackpots.' (Sign reads - civilization is doomed due to overpopulation, pollution, misuse of energy and resources.)