Environment Geek T-Shirts

Spotted Owl Migration

'I admire your floatibility.'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Solar Frankenstein

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Solar Panel

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Trees playing rootsie.

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

'Mow the lawn? - what if I run over an endangered species?'

Landing helicopters on flowers.

Climate Change

Recycling centre

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

"We're going to need more pets."

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

"The science nerds are saying last week was the hottest in the past 100,000 years."

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

Man generating power for machine.

"You are now over planet earth please empty toilet, now"

"How dare you not salute the goddess? You'll burn at the stake for this, damn heretic!"

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

'Don't be silly, I'm not calling for help: I'm calling my cousin to come and join us for dinner...'

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

An angel crying

"Great location, new roof, central air, underground storage tanks full of toxic waste, double garage, ceramic tile?"

Now // Near Future

'Actually, Bert, that's a common mistake. This here's an alligator. Crocodiles have a more rounded, U-shaped snout.'

Free Hugs