Environmental Geek T-Shirts

"You are now over planet earth please empty toilet, now"

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Solar Frankenstein

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Solar Panel

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

"We're going to need more pets."

Landing helicopters on flowers.

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

Spotted Owl Migration

Man generating power for machine.

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"How dare you not salute the goddess? You'll burn at the stake for this, damn heretic!"

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

'Don't be silly, I'm not calling for help: I'm calling my cousin to come and join us for dinner...'

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

Now // Near Future

'Actually, Bert, that's a common mistake. This here's an alligator. Crocodiles have a more rounded, U-shaped snout.'

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

'It's difficult to get passioniate about things you can't pronounce.'

Energy saving

Food, schmood. Can I have a shot of your espresso? Can I, huh? Can I, huh? Can I, huh? When hummingbirds go bad.

Anoraknids - 'I'd say it's a breathable gortex type material...' 'Or perhaps a double seamed retro look kagool?'

For the last time, Barb, I'm not ignoring you., I'm just eating.

A brilliant scientist, yet for some reason, Bert had never attended a carbon footprint conference...?

Agriculture Research Lab. I've come up with an onion that can be made into fuel ... I call it the "gas leek"!

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

'Hot enough for ya?'