Environmental Geek Pillows

"You are now over planet earth please empty toilet, now"

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Solar Frankenstein

Solar Panel

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

"We're going to need more pets."

Landing helicopters on flowers.

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

Spotted Owl Migration

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

Man generating power for machine.

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

'Don't be silly, I'm not calling for help: I'm calling my cousin to come and join us for dinner...'

"How dare you not salute the goddess? You'll burn at the stake for this, damn heretic!"

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

Now // Near Future

'Actually, Bert, that's a common mistake. This here's an alligator. Crocodiles have a more rounded, U-shaped snout.'

Energy saving

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Anoraknids - 'I'd say it's a breathable gortex type material...' 'Or perhaps a double seamed retro look kagool?'

A brilliant scientist, yet for some reason, Bert had never attended a carbon footprint conference...?

'It's difficult to get passioniate about things you can't pronounce.'

'Hot enough for ya?'

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

'Now that's my kind of green technology!'