Environmental Science Geek Pillows

'Oh, I'm spoilt for choice!'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Pipe Dream.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Young Dr. Dolittle.

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Best before 65 million BC.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Where does it all end up?

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'