Environmental Science Geek Prints

'Oh, I'm spoilt for choice!'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Pipe Dream.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Where does it all end up?

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Best before 65 million BC.

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."