Green Geek Prints

The Paperless Office

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Solar Frankenstein

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Solar Panel

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'Not that slowly back...'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Humans are 100% recyclable.

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"What about my footprint?"

Refreshing Planet Earth

Recycled passion.

Dustbin monster.

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

Ken worried that Gemma might recycle him, if he sat still too long...

Landing helicopters on flowers.

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"We're going to need more pets."