Science Geek Pillows

"It's my smallpox vaccine scar. . ."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

It was a short-cut through the hospital kitchens that Albert was first approached by a member of the antibiotic resistance.

The Evolution Of Man

'It's a foolproof formula for writing grant applications.'

'My diabetic research shows that test subjects are 98% more likely to take their diabetic pills if the pills are covered in chocolate.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Yoga feasibility studies.

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

"The first thing you need to do is update your résumé."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'They hate it when you carry the test tubes that way.'

The miracle of genetic engineering

"One of us is a placebo, Mr Jones..."

'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

'Doctor, I believe you've found the formula for success.'

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

"Oh, that poor thing."

'Someday, Mr. Nicky Copernicus, SOMEDAY you'll learn that the world doesn't revolve around YOU!'

"Your lung capacity is excellent!"

Lab Rat Rehab.

"Or research has proved that the chicken came not just before the egg, but before anything else in the known universe."

Just before The Big Bang

Ben Franklin jump starts his car.

"That's him—the one on the right."

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

"Are we there yet?"

'Evolve...it's great!'

'...and the award for best newcomer goes to...'

'Evolution may be a good idea, but how will we FUND it?'

"Eureka! We've isolated the sports fan gene!"

Family with label below reading 'The Booleans.'