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"It's my smallpox vaccine scar. . ."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

It was a short-cut through the hospital kitchens that Albert was first approached by a member of the antibiotic resistance.

The Evolution Of Man

'It's a foolproof formula for writing grant applications.'

'My diabetic research shows that test subjects are 98% more likely to take their diabetic pills if the pills are covered in chocolate.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Yoga feasibility studies.

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

"The first thing you need to do is update your résumé."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'They hate it when you carry the test tubes that way.'

The miracle of genetic engineering

"One of us is a placebo, Mr Jones..."

'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

'Doctor, I believe you've found the formula for success.'

'No, Brian, an asteroid impact would never take us by surprise like it did the dinosaurs because we're highly intelligent and they were very stupid and dull-witted.'

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

"Your lung capacity is excellent!"

'Someday, Mr. Nicky Copernicus, SOMEDAY you'll learn that the world doesn't revolve around YOU!'

"Oh, that poor thing."

Just before The Big Bang

Lab Rat Rehab.

"Or research has proved that the chicken came not just before the egg, but before anything else in the known universe."

Ben Franklin jump starts his car.

'...and the award for best newcomer goes to...'

'Evolve...it's great!'

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

'Evolution may be a good idea, but how will we FUND it?'

"That's him—the one on the right."

"Are we there yet?"

".. of all the animal species, I reckon the human must be nearest to us in intelligence."