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Single-cellphones...

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Disease Management

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Best before 65 million BC.

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Jurassic Pork

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."