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'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Disease Management

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Best before 65 million BC.

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Bird Torture.

Jurassic Pork

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

"Are we there yet?"