Center for the research and development of abnormally large strains of fruit.
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Gifts for a cloned baby!
Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.
"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."
Disease Management
A day at the transgenic races
Bird Torture.
'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'
"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."
"I've been genetically modified!"
School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!
'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'
Gene Therapy
'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'
"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."
Genetic Fingerprinting.
'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'
"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."
Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.
'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'
Another Screw-up at the Genetics lab. FLASH! What idiot thought of putting a firefly gene in an elephant?!
"You've definitely got water retention..."
Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.
"Your right.. It is waving back at us."
Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab
'Darling, we were made for each other.'
'He's got your tattoos.'
DNA Xmas.
'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'
"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."
'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'
Genetic Manipulation
'You may share 85% of your genetic material with him, but I share 5% tops.'
'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'
'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'
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