Gmo Geek Gifts

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

Disease Management

A day at the transgenic races

Bird Torture.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

Gene Therapy

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

"You've definitely got water retention..."

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

'Darling, we were made for each other.'

DNA Xmas.

'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'

Genetic Manipulation

'You may share 85% of your genetic material with him, but I share 5% tops.'

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

An inbred poodle.

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'