Genetics Geek Gifts

'We've isolated the obesity gene down to one of these two.'

'Our research shows that heredity and environment are both very significant, but that neither is as important as government regulation.'

"As you can see from your genetic printout you only think you're depressed. You are in fact a happy jolly person."

'I'm afraid our worst suspicions have been confirmed - we found slug, snail and a trace amount of puppydog tail.'

'Darling, we were made for each other.'

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

Leisure time for chromosomes.

'Your name is Bennett? Sorry. This is Gene therapy.'

'The gene therapy we used is our intellectual property, so we had you copyrighted.'

'Well, if it's hereditary, send the bill to one of my relatives.'

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

'Mama, this corn's got eyeballs...'

Gene Therapy.

'Which is it, Furgis? Are you my clone, my mini-me, or is it a case of identity theft?'

'What did you learn in Science class today?'

'He's got your tattoos.'

Cloning departments

Of Men and Mice

There's no place like genome

'You must have a lot of recessive genes.'

Florist selling Stem Cells

'As a matter of fact, my genes are feeling a lot better.'

The self-exposed science fraud..."I am not a clone."

"He has his Father's eye."

DNA jigsaw

Elementary Genetics

Bar. You clones are all alike! Is that a compliment or not?

'Prof. Sigurdt has made giant strides in making genetic engineering profitable.'

DNA Xmas.

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

Welcome. 23rd annual twins convention - No clones allowed.

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'

"Your DNA is in the oven."

Walking the dog that is also a cow