Genes Geek Gifts

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Disease Management

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Best before 65 million BC.

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

A day at the transgenic races

Jurassic Pork

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."