Dna Geek Gifts

Cat DNA is decoded.

Gifts for a cloned baby!

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

Welsh airport arrivals.

'He's got your nose.'

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

"I've been genetically modified!"

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Gene Therapy

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Protoplasm

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

Another Screw-up at the Genetics lab. FLASH! What idiot thought of putting a firefly gene in an elephant?!

'We've created a teenager!'

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

'Darling, we were made for each other.'

'He's got your tattoos.'

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

DNA Xmas.

'You may share 85% of your genetic material with him, but I share 5% tops.'

DNA Lab. I spliced bee DNA into a dam-building rodent

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Genetic Manipulation

Brian works in stem cell research

An inbred poodle.

Single-cellphones...