Dna Enthusiast Gifts

'Sequencing? No, this baby tells us how much we can charge for genome data.'

Profits from gene patenting.

Fortunes - $25 and Genome sequenced - $2,500.

"From now on, take the human genome outside before you unravel it"

DNA Xmas.

'Craig Venter took one sports coat, one pair of jeans and one empty cell, and here we all are.'

'As this slide indicates, sometimes identifying genes is, in fact, quite easy.'

"So you see no two sets of DNA are exactly the same."

"Are those the DNA results?" "Yep." "And?" "You're a dog."

A monkey climbs a DNA double helix.

Strand of DNA as a tightrope

'...but according to your DNA, you'd be much better at smelting.'

Twins Convention: No Clones Allowed.

'How do I know he's mine?'

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

'The stand-up geneticist'

"Now over to Simpson for a biogenetics division update."

Family DNA

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

'ADN'

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

Jerk Gene

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab