Genome Enthusiast Gifts

'I did not expect him to read the whole genome!'

"What ever will we think about now that the genome project is almost complete?"

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Carbon Dating.

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

'We've created a teenager!'

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

DNA Xmas.

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Mother: 'He has your eyes.'

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

'Despite all the work that has been put into it, it's clear that the genome code is not a get-rich-quick scheme.'

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

"No movie deals, no endorsements, no product tie-ins..."

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

Profits from gene patenting.

"Cloning is all very well in theory, but do you have any proof it can actually work?"

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

'Happy New Ear!'

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

Garden genomes.

Transgenic farm : 'Where's the main office?' - 'Oink, oink.'

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

'The stand-up geneticist'