Genome Enthusiast Pillows

'I did not expect him to read the whole genome!'

"What ever will we think about now that the genome project is almost complete?"

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Carbon Dating.

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

'We've created a teenager!'

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

DNA Xmas.

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

Mother: 'He has your eyes.'

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

"No movie deals, no endorsements, no product tie-ins..."

'Despite all the work that has been put into it, it's clear that the genome code is not a get-rich-quick scheme.'

Profits from gene patenting.

"Cloning is all very well in theory, but do you have any proof it can actually work?"

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

'Happy New Ear!'

Garden genomes.

"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"