Genome Guru Pillows

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"From now on, take the human genome outside before you unravel it"

'He followed me home from the cloning lab. Can I keep him?'

There's no place like genome

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

'Since I'm under 30, I prefer to invest only in companies with 'dot-com' and 'genome' in their names.'

Others may party but only the G-gnome has the imperative to replicate.

DNA Race

Family DNA

DNA Analysis.

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

Jerk Gene

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'ADN'

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

Taken genetic engineering too far

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

"Cheer up, might never happen!"

Medical Lab. Ernie, we call it a "paternity test," not a "pop quiz."

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

'Despite all the work that has been put into it, it's clear that the genome code is not a get-rich-quick scheme.'

"We're using genetic engineering to modify the molecular structure of a plant's natural cellulose. We convert selected parts of the plant into plastic!"

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'