Genome Guru Pillows

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"From now on, take the human genome outside before you unravel it"

'He followed me home from the cloning lab. Can I keep him?'

There's no place like genome

'Since I'm under 30, I prefer to invest only in companies with 'dot-com' and 'genome' in their names.'

Others may party but only the G-gnome has the imperative to replicate.

DNA Race

Family DNA

DNA Analysis.

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'ADN'

Jerk Gene

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

Taken genetic engineering too far

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

'Despite all the work that has been put into it, it's clear that the genome code is not a get-rich-quick scheme.'

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

"No movie deals, no endorsements, no product tie-ins..."

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

'I might even change my views on genetics research if scientists could genetically engineer supreme court appointees!'

"We're using genetic engineering to modify the molecular structure of a plant's natural cellulose. We convert selected parts of the plant into plastic!"

Profits from gene patenting.