Gene Guru Pillows

Taken genetic engineering too far

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'Boy, what a depressing day. We studied heredity.'

"Good evening we would like to talk to you about genetically modified crops."

"There are tomato genes in the cod, spinach genes in the trout, carrot genes in the halibut..."

"We can now edit human embryos."

Genetics Institute - Fruit Fly, Our Faithful Partner.

Genetic Research Lab - Solicitors Welcome!

'You lacked the necessary maturity to see this project through ... NAH-NAH A YEAH YEAH!'

'If you're fat, it may not be your fault. You may have the 'couch potato gene'.'

Institute of Genetic Engineering

Jerk Gene

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Any questions?"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Family DNA

Geek fairies

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

DNA Analysis.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

Gene Therapy

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

'Not that slowly back...'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'