Gene Pool Guru Pillows

'Frankly, your gene pool needs to have the algae skimmed off.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Family DNA

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

DNA Analysis.

Gene Therapy

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

'ADN'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Jerk Gene

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

Taken genetic engineering too far

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

'Darling, we were made for each other.'

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

DNA Xmas.