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Gene Therapy

Gene Expression

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

Disease Management

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

A day at the transgenic races

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

Protoplasm

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

Knights of the Square Table.

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.